Have you ever?
Recently, in the Daily Telegraph, readers have been writing in suggesting all sorts of exclusive societies. Examples are: “The Society For People Who Have Never Seen The Sound Of Music” or, “The Society For People Who Have Never Been To A Football Match” etc.
I have been reading several of these letters and I think I can qualify for membership of quite a few of these bizarre clubs.
I have never seen The Sound Of Music, The Jolson Story. Doctor Jivago, Gone With the Wind, Star Wars or Titanic!
As for television, I have never watched Eastenders, Big Brother, I’m A Celebrity, Home and Away, Neighbours, Crossroads, Only Fools And Horses or Top Of The Pops!
I have never owned a record, CD or DVD of any pop music nor have I ever been to a disco or a pop rave. I have never worn jeans, a CND badge, dyed my hair or had a tattoo.
How many of you out there would care to join my club?
2 comments:
This has got to be a wind-up. Nobody can go through life without doing at least just 1 or 2 of those things.
Nope...
I can honestly say I have never done any of these things. Moreover, I have also never kept pigeons nor gone fishing!
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